[Dat]

You have shown me the light. I now know that everything wrong is the U.S. government's fault. Why is it when I put two socks in the laundry I only get one back? The CIA, in concert with greedy corporations who make washing machines, are stealing them using underground tunnels connect to the machines. They then take them to their secret lab where they sew buttons on the sox and use them as sock puppets to augment the UN invasion force stationed in area 51.

In retrospect it is all so clear. I know the truth. It's mine, and no one else can take it from me!

[thusevertotyrants]

laffing - you got it all wrong - the reason your dryer is eating your socks is cuz you ripped that little tag off your mattress -- see, they warned you not to do that

[RoughDobermann]

Why is it that every, single conspiracy thread on FR has a title in caps!!! It doesn't exactly help convince "non-believers" that you guys aren't actually wacky...

[scottiewottie]

How foolish of you, the unemployed baggage handlers at the former Stapleton International Airport already claimed responsibility.

[rdavis84]

"In retrospect it is all so clear. I know the truth. It's mine, and no one else can take it from me!"

Re; your disappearing socks, that actually is a CIA trick to drive you insane. But you CAN defeat them. Just buy all the same color socks, sew 3 together before you wash them (there's a bit of higher math req'd to get the numbers to work out). When the CIA sees that you've Baited them, they'll quit that.

Now, can you give us a reading on Barry Chamish and the info that Mancini posted from him?

[BurFred]

Actually the socks are used by the government to get samples of eveyone's DNA. That way when they want to take you out the clone will already be grown.