[gcruse]

..... well, so now I see Stevie Wonder is critiquing the way I dress

You haven't said anything substantive yet.
 And you can't outcynical me.  However,
 there is logic and there are lame oneliners.
 More of the former will require less of
 the latter on your part.

[thusevertotyrants]

Nevermind - The sneaky Japs attacked Pearl Harbor, and the great American Nation stepped in to destroy evil. Those darned red b**tards wouldve tried to take over the world if we hadnt shown em at the Bay of Pigs (oh wait, I meant "during the missile crisis"). And lastly, (in a droning monotone), Lee Harvey Oswald, acting on his own, killed JFK .. I pledge allegiance to the flag .......... There, am I a good American now?

[Boxsford]

I don't know gcruse, anybody that uses the word 'dingdangit' in a post and the sentence still makes sense is pretty cool to me--not looney. :)