[StoneColdGOP]

He goes by "Johnnie Cochran" as well..

[Impeach98]

Are you sure he isn't actually Orenthal James Simpson?

Their stories are remarkably similar.

Engage in shameless criminal behavior.
Deny it.
Hire some people to exhaust everyone else with spin and blustering.
Win court victories.
Eventually have the truth catch up with you and pay the price.

[RichInOC]

Nah...Gray's not colorful enough (and I don't mean skin, either).