[cogitator]

Can I try a few?

You know you're from Wisconsin When...

You know that Kaukauna is not a Hawaiian island.

You understand the saying "When you're out of Point, you're out of town."

You know that Leinenkugels is not a brand of bagel.

You are aware that "Eau Claire" is not a filled and frosted pastry.

You know what kind of fish the ice fishermen are trying to spear on Lake Winnebago.

You recognize a Sheboygan accent.

You can brag about an alpine lake that's only a few hundred feet above sea level.

You can smell the difference between the emissions from a paper factory and the emissions from a cottage cheese factory.

You can't understand why speed-skating isn't on TV more often.

You know that "Fond du Lac" is not a Scandinivian form of dining where meat or cheese on long forks is dipped into various pots.

[Catspaw]

You know how to eat smelt (alternately pronounced "schmeldt").

You can play Schafkopf (three and five-handed). And euchre.

[petuniasevan]

You know that Kaukauna is not a Hawaiian island

That it's definitely not! I used to live there.

You know you're from Wisconsin when...
your guests gripe about the Paper Mill stench, and you don't even notice it, HONEST!