Good Ol' Wisconsin ..... .... ..... with their nine months of Winter and 3 months of bad sledding.
Or, as we southeners refer to it....WisKahnsin...
I have a First Cousin that lives up there, somewhere. Last winter her dog started it's "Full Bladder Boogie" and, since she was working in her garage that morning, she opened the garage door to allow him to go and take of of 'business'.
She was unaware that it had snowed the previous night and the snow was packed as high is her garage door was tall..... The dog looked up at her just as she looked down at him - -- - she told him to just go and pee in the cornor....
She must've been from the South and you know how dey are. Dey can't drive in dat snow, nor on ice neither. Up here, we fire up dat snowblower first ting in da morning so's we can get to work. My neighbor snowblows all night to get rid of da snow, dontcha know, even does my sidewalk, but he's retired from da paper mill.