The "G" isn't for Green Bay, but we'll let y'all think it if you want.
"In Green Bay, you are born a Packer fan and you die one.
Kids are born in local hospitals and minutes later they are wearing baby clothes colored Packers green and gold. Old folks die and one of their last requests? To be buried in a green casket."
Green AND Gold caskets, complete with the Packer logo, NFL licensed, I'll have you know.
And I made a mistake. They shot Dan Devine's dog. Time has eroded my memory.