and my all time favorite (drum roll please . . .)
Come over by my house and whistle me out so my mudder can see who I hang by!
A classic! My office neighbor gave me another one (a direct quote from her father):
So I sez to the guy, say whatcha doing in dat yard? Come over by me once so I can tell you to stay da hell outta dere! Whadda tink you are? From Minnesota?