Posted on 12/04/2001 10:07:56 AM PST by Enough_Deceit
You know your from Wisconsin when:
Your whole family wears green and gold to church on Sunday.
Snow tires come standard on all your cars.
You refer to the Packers as "we."
You have gotten frost-bitten and sunburned in the same week.
You can identify and Illinois accent.
You know what cow-tipping is.
Down South to you means Chicago.
Travelling coast to coast means going from LaCrosse to Milwaukee.
A brat is something you eat.
You have no problem spelling Milwaukee.
You consider Madison exotic.
You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
You can actually pronounce Oconomowoc.
You know what a bubbler is.
You go out for fish fry every Friday.
You can recognize someone from Illinois from their driving.
You know how to polka.
You drink soda and refer to your dad as "pop."
Formal wear is blue jeans and a baseball cap.
Your 4th of July Family Picknic was moved indoors due to frost.
You know where Waukesha is AND can pronounce it.
You can visit Luxembourg, Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Berlin, New London, and Poland all in one afternoon.
You design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.
You've seen mosquitoes with landing lights.
You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
You enjoy driving in the winter because the potholes fill in with snow.
Your sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.
You owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car.
At least twice a year, your kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
Your snow blower gets stuck on the roof.
You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
You find 0 degrees a little chilly.
You know what to do with a Blatz.
You actually understand these jokes.
You forward them to all your Wisconsin friends.
Don't forget Milwaukee. Add the two together and they outvote the rest of the state and dominate the politics around here, unfortunately.
Vince Lombardi.com is on your internet 'Favorites' list. {;~)
"It is essential to understand that battles are primarily won in the hearts of men."--VINCE LOMBARDI
I guess I'll go drown my sorrows in a can of POP!!!!
Might have graduated from Eau Claire a quarter sooner, IF I had spent the 'sheepshead' time studying.
Good point, Bob - If they're not squeaky, they're not fresh!
LOL.
Illinois drivers drop below 85 MPH on I-90
NEVER!
So how cold would it have to get in hell before a FIB discovered turn signals?
Pretty close. If they knew how to count votes in Milwaukee accurately, the conservatives would win, the state, most of the time.
Ever notice how every seat of government, draws the 'pigs' to the trough? If the handouts couldn't be lobbied for, the socialists would never congregate like they do, IMHO. Just a case for local government that I continue to make to spread out the 'hyenas' who seek to feast off another's effort.
It's "soda" up here in Brown County too. (Green Bay.)
Squeaky cheese curds are the best. The squeakier they are, the fresher they are.:)
If that's true, I must remember to NEVER visit Cudahy. Kaukauna reeks.
By East high, right? Did you know the NFL donated some money to the Pack to use for renovating sports facilities at area schools, and the Pack chose to re-build City Stadium?
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