[ATOMIC_PUNK]

AHHHH FINALLY THE PRODUCT FOR PEOPLE TO DAMN LAZY TO WALK

UP NEXT THE MACHINE THAT WIPES YOUR BACKSIDE FILM AT 11

[Fabozz]

"AHHHH FINALLY THE PRODUCT FOR PEOPLE TO DAMN LAZY TO WALK"

Segway goes 12 MPH. Not many people out there "walk" a five-minute mile, lazy or not.

[Don Joe]

"AHHHH FINALLY THE PRODUCT FOR PEOPLE TO DAMN LAZY TO WALK"

I hear rumors that after that, they're coming out with a product for people too damn lazy to hit their Caps Lock key.