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50 Ways to Annoy Bin Laden (Time for some chuckles)
12/3/01
Posted on 12/03/2001 9:40:08 AM PST by areafiftyone
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To: areafiftyone
a "wedgie" involves grabbing the back of their underwear and hoisting it up until they squeal With a popular variant known as the "Supreme" involving vertical lift at several places around the waistband. The name is based on the observation that when applied to male victims, their cries resemble those of a group of a popular female singing group.
To: areafiftyone
Ask Osama if the 70 virgins he gets to rape are young girls who died and went to hell.
Ask him if he would like his virgin granddaughter raped for eternity as a reward for a known suicide killer. Ask if maybe he's confused Allah with the Devil.
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posted on
12/03/2001 9:55:23 AM PST
by
GOPJ
To: RippleFire
LOL - I suppose they start squealing "I Hear a Symphony" when that happens.
To: maxwell; dubyaismypresident; hobbes1; xsmommy; CholeraJoe; Cyber Liberty; Gabz; Slip18; camle...
Ping!
To: RippleFire
Okay, wedgie-ologist:
What's the difference between a Supreme wedgie and an Atomic wedgie?
Inquiring minds want to know.
To: Constitution Day
The maturity of the abuser.
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posted on
12/03/2001 10:21:32 AM PST
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Chemnitz
To: Chemnitz
Meaning?
To: Constitution Day
I think it is abusive behavior. It should not be tolerated. That's all.
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posted on
12/03/2001 11:14:45 AM PST
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Chemnitz
To: Chemnitz
HEY! CHEMNITZ! LOOK OVER THERE!
[Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkk]
tee hee ;0)
To: areafiftyone
51. Steal his Evil Bert plush toy.
To: Chemnitz; RippleFire
"I think it is abusive behavior. It should not be tolerated. That's all."You mean... not even against Osama?
Surely you jest!
If anyone in this world is truly deserving of an Atomic Wedgie, it is him.
Your point is well taken, but this *is* a humor thread, evil wedgies notwithstanding.
FRegards.
CD
To: Chad Fairbanks
LOL! You beat me to it!
To: Constitution Day
This Cyber-Wedgie brought to you by Hanes - An uplifting experience in undergarments...
To: areafiftyone
52. Secretly replace the satellite feed of Al-Jazeera TV with the Playboy Channel.
To: areafiftyone
LOL!!!
To: Chad Fairbanks; Chemnitz
That was a tag-team wedgie, I suppose.
I distracted him while you came up from behind!
To: Constitution Day; Chemnitz
In all honesty, I'm really surprised he didn't see it coming ;0)
To: Constitution Day
What's the difference between a Supreme wedgie and an Atomic wedgie? Inquiring minds want to know.
I'm under the understanding that a supreme wedgie involves merely lifting the victim (perhaps with an extra bounce added at the end) while an atomic wedgie involves lifting and spinning the hapless soul. (The atomic wedgie is also known as the orbital wedgie due to the victims circular flight path)
God Save America (Please) (and if it's not too much to ask, wedgie osama until he repents)
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posted on
12/03/2001 11:54:52 AM PST
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John O
To: John O
Ah, so the Atomic Wedgie rules! There is none higher.
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