[JZoback]

Sen. Paul Wellstone needs to be defeated, even by Jesse "The Mindless" Ventura.

Jesse, sure would be an interesting Senator.

Think of the photo opps with Little Tommy Dashole.

He would need three phone books to sit on

Do you think feather boas would be in style? Condit might even take to wearing on in the House floor

[codebreaker]

Jeese would get along good with Ben 'Nighthorse' Campbell.

[Theodore R.]

No, Jesse Ventura would get along well with the liberals in the Senate, for he is a total social liberal who sometimes hates to see public funds "wasted." Just because he claims to have been a Navy SEAL (this claim, as I understand it, is disputed), asdoes not make this egomaniac a conservative. He would work well with Daschle and Feinstein and the other liberals. He could even be Daschle's nonpaid bodyguard. I don't think the Bush "pick," Norm Coleman, is "up" (in the preposition of that other Jesse -- Jesse Helms) to run again against Ventura. Look for Coleman to pull out of the Senate race if Ventura enters!