[BunnySlippers]

[WRhine]

LOL. Now that is hilarious.

[BansheeBill]

From Top5.com's lists of:

Signs Osama bin Laden is Nuttier Than a Fruitcake

Claims that's him playing Gandalf in the "Lord Of The Rings" movies.

Tired of sleeping on cave floors, recently checked into a Kandahar Holiday Inn under the name "Ivan Toblowyup."

At parties, introduces his goat as "the old ball and chain."

Already writing musical satires for his new career as "Weird Al" Qaeda.

Chants the Batman theme whenever he enters or leaves his cave.

"Look! Sand and more sand, as far as the eye can see! And it's mine! All MINE!!"

Sign outside his cave: "Absolutely No salesmen or U.S.-led coalition forces
PLEASE!"