[freedomcrusader]

Watery tarts distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government!

[#1CTYankee]

"Excuse me old woman"

"I'm not a woman"

[Heyworth]

Look, mate, strange women lying around in ponds distributing swords in no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. I mean, if I went around claiming to be an emperor just because some moistened tart had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.