I bet he drives (with the help of a phone book to sit on) a Gremlin.
A autographed copy of Pee Wee Herman's bike is more like it,complete with the plastic streamers and the bell. He's a wuss,and would be a wuss if he were 7 feet tall.
77 posted on 01/21/2002 10:12:11 AM PST by sneakypete