To: EdReform
Hey, guys and gals I consider the dollar a day club almost a free thing.
Could be that I have saved money since joining Free Republic.
The money I used to spend on medicines at Walgreens to quell my rage for radical liberals is now sent to you.
Professionally I would love to prescribe a big dose of FR for many different liberal maladies.
Some of these maladies are:
Deaniacs Disease Frantically waving hands and arms while talking erratically through ones Anus.
McCaniacs Disease - A condition where a politician has two faces and a nose shaped like a Rhinoceros.
Kerrys Form 180 Colonic Inertia - Identified by a big yellow extremely hard stool. Can be brought on by Kennedys Dyschezia.
Pelosie Fecal Incontinence Disorder - A condition where those listening to Nancy speak causes the loss of control over bowel movements. Can also be triggered in speech listeners by bad Deer in the lights face-lifts.
Murthas Madness - Known Symptoms - Diarrhea of the mouth caused by senility.
Kennedys Dyschezia - A condition where listening to Murdering Ted for more than a few seconds causes the inability to control the pelvic and anal muscles. Often identified with butt puckering.
Kennedys Dissociative Fugue A disorder where a person has one or more episodes of sudden, unexpected, and purposeful travels in which he cannot remember under what bridge or stream he parked his secretary and car. Often takes on a new identity after sobering up as a liberal Senator.
Sheehans Paranoid Madness The projection of ones own conflicts and hostilities onto others while wearing pink and living in a ditch.
Cynthia McKinneys Disorder Caused when commonly, overweight congress ladies act hysterical and conspicuously seek attention and behave dramatically. Emotions often seem exaggerated, childish, and contrived to evoke sympathy or attention from others. Can play Race Card in every situation and used same as Get Out Of Jail Free card recognized by all diviserfied liberal judges.
Hillarys Personality Disorder A condition where the individuals personality is introverted, withdrawn, and solitary. The individual is emotionally cold and socially distant. Fantasizing about Vince Foster is a common coping mechanism.
Algoreism Personality Symptoms are very complicated Algoreism is a narcissistic personality where one has a sense of superiority and an exaggerated belief in their own value or importance. Often called grandiosity and identified in most of the current Democrat Leadership.
Proof positive that being a good steward of Free Republic saves money.
1,770 posted on
07/11/2006 2:52:42 PM PDT by
OKIEDOC
(Speak Softly and Carry A Big Stick)
To: OKIEDOC; Grampa Dave; Brad's Gramma; Mo1; Lady Jag; bwteim; onyx; Just another Joe
1,771 posted on
07/11/2006 4:39:54 PM PDT by
EdReform
(Free Republic - helping to keep our country a free republic. Thank you for your financial support!)
To: OKIEDOC; Lady Jag
Great post, OkieDoc - LadyJag, thanks for the ping and your Pelosie special laugh image!
1,774 posted on
07/11/2006 5:29:13 PM PDT by
bwteim
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To: OKIEDOC; Grampa Dave
Gotta bump your reply 1770 again!
1,784 posted on
10/02/2006 10:52:57 AM PDT by
EdReform
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