[B Knotts]

Cheese? You're not suggesting Allah substitute 72 Muslim virgins with Cheese? Think of the Cheese shortage this will cause! Will you surrender your Cheese? I for one will not. They'll pry my Gouda from my cold dead hands.

Plus, consider what a large problem terrorism would become in Wisconsin.

[PoorMuttly]

The moon's full 'a cheese, "they" tell me. We just need a long enough hose, or a really good string, and a bucket.

Got the bucket.