Can we please cool it with 'Allah running out of virgins?'

self | 11/29/2001 | self

[ccmay]

This is just an observation and a simple request. Feel free to disregard.

I have yet to see an article where we are discussing killing the Taliban that does not include a comment regarding the famous 72 virgins. As in "Boy I hope Allah doesn't run out of virgins" or "They better warm up the virgins now."

I don't know why this bothers me so much, but I am starting to notice it on EVERY SINGLE THREAD dealing with the Tallies. Sometimes half a dozen times or more. Can we call it off, and show some originality?

Freegards,

-ccm

[Enlightiator]

Speaking of "the Virginians, ever hear the Norfolk fight song?

We don't smoke
and we don't drink
Norfolk, Norfolk!

[anniegetyourgun]

Until today you held the prize for the most worthless posts on FR. With this one, you have been displaced. But hey, at least yours were funny.

[SirChas]

Yes, I remember it well. (was a Virgin ian)

[Sandshark]

Cheese? You're not suggesting Allah substitute 72 Muslim virgins with Cheese? Think of the Cheese shortage this will cause! Will you surrender your Cheese? I for one will not. They'll pry my Gouda from my cold dead hands.

Muchos Nachos

[mykdsmom]

Feel free to disregard.

Ok, I disregard. In fact I've never even once posted anything about Allah and the Virgins but because of your post I think it's high time I start.

Allah and the Virgins, could be a singing group, I could be on to something here.

MKM

[paul51]

You better be careful or the CIA is going to send a moose to your house to take your cheese. I know, I read it on FR.

No, No. You got it wrong. It's going to bite the sister's cheese...or something like that.

[lawdude]

Do you know something we don't? Is there a hidden meaning to this...I mean something serious? What are you trying to say, MAN?

Now you have me worried!

What is going on?

I feel so helpless. Please, mommy, I need some pills.

Thanks Mommy.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[FITZ]

Yes but don't you sort of wonder where all the virgins are going to come from with the way the NA is slaughtering the Arabs and Pakistanis? Don't you think at some point they could run out?

[Ditter]

No, we are not going to stop talking about the 72 virgins. It is such a ridiculous idea that they can do heineous things to people on earth & be rewarded with ANYTHING, especially 'virgins' in Heaven. You would think they would want experienced girls not virgins.

[doug from upland]

Okay, how about 72 sluts with crabs?

[mad_as_he$$]

This just in - the gates of the afterlife are closed due to an over demand and no new gate agents to check the newcomers guns at the check point. Fears of terrorists getting in are gaining gound after the recent Islamicisacation of the work force. Meanwhile overworked "pure" women are asking for an organized work force group after the recent round of overtime has left them wanton.

[Sandshark]

Dungeness or snow? And will they have melted butter?

[SirChas]

We will make no distinction between the virgins and the nations that harbor them.

[johniegrad]

Can we please cool it with the "Can we please cool it" vanity threads. It's getting old and we should show some originality!!!

[hgro]

The virgins don't need warming up, they are sitting in Hell hovering over the fire and brimstone, waiting for all of the those muslin martyrs.

[Urbane_Guerilla]

Forget it.

Free Republic is the home of many folks who run phrases into the ground so deep the words tranlate into Chinese.

[Cleburne]

Oh yeah? Them virgins Allah's got in reserve for the kooks, they's uglier 'an Janet Reno eatin a moose that bit a big block of cheese-cheese from the moon where we didn't really land on.

[CubicleGuy]

Why, are they running out of virgins?

Not possible. I'm sure God has already appropriated and modified Jay Leno's old "Doritos" ad line:

"Munch all you want -- we'll make more!"

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

There will be no virgins in Osama's final location: