[11th Earl of Mar]

I am disappointed. I thought this was something off the list of "101 Thngs You Can Do With A DEAD Cat."

Then I read the whole thing and the cat is still alive! Ugghh.

[SAMWolf]

Just skip step 35 to get the result you want.

[Orangedog]

I have always been of the opinion that cats are too low on the food chain to keep as pets.

If a your dog was suddenly five times it's normal size, it would still fight to protect you and still be your best friend. If your cat were suddenly five times its normal size, you would be a chew-tow the first time it got bored.