Having met IJ and more importantly Mrs. IJ I find that the only appropriate way to respond to your post is with the mantra of the afers "Oh my sides!"
Mrs. IJ is hardly the shrinking violet type and I'm sure she's getting quite the laugh at the notion and characterization of little wimmin'.
Once again for the record....OH MY SIDES!
That works so well. You truly have a way with words. VoC and I agree that we worship you! LOL!
As with so many of the myths about the anti-freepers this is false.
The afers (afSS Hamster Gestapo Corps) have several character defects in common. Misrepresentation and bald face lying are two of them.
Next, they lack creativity...even though their TTC Detachment (Tough Titty Collective> was undertaken more to allow its founder to provide a site for him and four of his fellow banned members of the NYT Forum on creative writing. Their idea of creative writing tends toward the homoerotic and beatiality.
That said, Oh, my sides was my contribution to ridiculing the anti-freepers. Later, after the afSS Hamster Gestapo picked it up, Petunia came back with, "Oh my sides, tops, bottoms, ins, outs, ups, downs and in betweens" when responding to the most outrageous claims by the Hamsters (named by Daus---white hat, pirate) to describe their endless pursuit of an elusive lettuce leaf called the destruction of the meanie host of FR who wouldn't let them run the show.
Several Hamsters (all the males are beta-gammas, i.e., closet homosexuals supported by fag-hags, suffering from long term self imposed and deserved unemployment...they just can't get along with anyone very long. Their profile at the FBI Serial Boob Office would simply classify them as jealous lovers too cowardly to be passive/aggressive in person, paranoid that normal folks will discover they are mentally unstable. You will recognize them on the street if you pass by and they are LOLing to themselves. A pathetic lot with no prospects except an eternity waiting for a 404 message.