[JRandomFreeper]

Espinosa suffers from numerous disabilities, including decreased lung function, permanent back disability, chronic pain syndrome, borderline personality disorder, major depressive disorder and panic disorder.

He's not blind. He's neurotic.

/john

[dandelion]

Those symptoms, when viewed as part of the "big picture", are part of a condition known as "Fraudulent Parasitic Victimitis". The sufferer constantly requires larger and larger sums of money and complete subservience from other human beings. The only known cure for "Fraudulent Parasitic Victimitis" is a Private Investigator, a hidden camera, and jail time combined...