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To: kattracks
I think Dubya should nominate Hitlery as the Homeland Security Federal Bomb Dog Tsar.

It'd get her out of New York's hair. She'd blow it though I'm sure- the dogs would be trained to hump luggage in honor of her husband's Presidential legacy instead of actually doing the bomb sniffing- afterall- sex is more important than the job you do in Hitlery's world. Blue suitcases would be required humping for sure- the dog's would be given medals for blue suitcase humping.

Instead of actual training to do a job, the dogs would be taught that they don't have to work as long as they lick Hillary when she enters the room and wag their tails. If they failed, she'd have them sent to the pound where they wouldn't get any health care or funeral services if they died while on a socialized medicine waiting list for heart surgery.

Yeah, the Dog Tsar. Hell, PETA wouldn't know what to do- pure evil would be queen of the animal kingdom. PETA would self-implode and burn effigies of Hitlery in those fatass pantsuits.

If you ask me, I think Hitlery's wigs are made out of luggage humping dog's fur anyway. She'd at least attract the dogs to her.

47 posted on 11/28/2001 4:47:21 AM PST by GotDangGenius
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To: GotDangGenius
Fool NY once, shame on her. Fool NY twice, shame on ya'll. All you New Yorkers who thought you could use her to your benefit are now stuck with her. You were warned by people who loved New York and now pray for you.
52 posted on 11/28/2001 4:56:01 AM PST by Broker
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