[Rainbow Rising]

Osama bin Laden, severly injured in an American attack, is in a US Army medical facility, when he asks the attending doctor, "Doc, when will I die?"

"Unsure of the exact time of death," his Western doctor says. "But you will die on an American holiday."

"How do you know it will be on an American holiday?" asks the terrorist.

"That's easy," says the doctor, "Any day that you die will be an American holiday."

[operation clinton cleanup]

Here is a punch line in search of a joke: "stem cell phone".