[petuniasevan]

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't think any would fit!

And that glass is so fragile - glass cuts are worse than rug burn....

[farmfriend]

We have really huge bulbs out here. That's why we don't have any electricity. And they are not made of glass but environmentally friendly, bio-degradable plastic.

[Lizavetta]

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The question is moot. As part of his campaign to fight high energy costs, Greyout Davis signed the Sheeple Protection Act of 2001, which bans light bulbs.