[my_pointy_head_is_sharp]

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scotsman are each enjoying a pint of Guinness on the patio. A fly lands in each glass. The Scotsman just drinks it down, fly and all, oblivious. The Englishman casually flicks the fly away, and keeps drinking. The Irishman grabs the fly and holds it over his glass, shouting, 'Spit it out, you bastard!!'

[McGruff]

Q: How do you get Osama Ben Hidin out of a tree?

A: Cut the rope.