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To: ChemistCat
First, the lawyer riff:

So the Devil appears to this lawyer, and says, "Take my deal, and I will give you everything you could possibly dream of!"

Lawyer says, "Like what? I can dream a lot."

The Devil says, "I will give you all the money you can ever want. I will make you the leading man in your profession. Your colleagues will all admire you, your opponents will all fear you, women will all desire you. You will have fame, power, and material possessions to blast the imagination."

The lawyer says, "What's the price?"

The Devil says, "Your soul."

The lawyer considers a moment. Then he says, "And what's the catch?"

Dan

122 posted on 11/28/2001 10:31:08 AM PST by BibChr
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To: Lazamataz
Come join the fun before the thread is deleted.
126 posted on 11/28/2001 10:34:54 AM PST by dr gene scott
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To: BibChr
Whats the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?There's skid marks in front of the skunk.
167 posted on 11/28/2001 1:43:39 PM PST by cardinal4
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