[Old Professer]

I have known three people who died of lung cancer, two of them were long-term smokers and the third was addicted to watermelons; I didn't take pleasure in their passing away and I don't think that this is a topic for derision.

[AmishDude]

I have known three people who died of lung cancer, two of them were long-term smokers and the third was addicted to watermelons; I didn't take pleasure in their passing away and I don't think that this is a topic for derision.

Uh, Sarah Brady parlayed her husband's being shot into fame and (one can only suspect) fortune as an "anti-gun activist".

Watermelons? Is that a non-sequitor or did I miss something?

[Dacus943]

"the third was addicted to watermelons"

How do you smoke a watermelon???