Hey, thought I'd share something I found on webmd.com (well, not really) that might help you:
CDCH is a progressively dementing syndrome, beginning with twitches of moral self-righteousness, and eventually progressing to complete political blindness and the failure of all cognitive processes. The most advanced cases are marked by degeneration of the primary sensory areas as well, with concomitant destruction in observational and listening skills. This is frequently accompanied by disinhibition of vocal motor behavior; this tends to be poorly controlled by the higher centers, which have undergone severe degeneration by this time. Uncontrolled ballistic motor behaviors may also be seen in some cases, sometimes requiring the imposition of physical restraints, such as straitjackets. p>Prodromal indications for CDCH include a poor educational background, especially with respect to History and Science, and a restricted world view. Religious zeal is frequently hypertrophied, and signs of pathological greed are occasionally also seen.
Prognosis:
Frequently poor for the society in which the CDCH patient resides, but even advanced CDCH often fails to prevent the patient from amassing a considerable financial fortune. Moral faculties are severely damage by this condition, however, so it is important for the caregiver to determine the source of the funds which are used to support the treatment of the condition. See MANIA
Pathology:
CDCH cases examined at autopsy show gross histopathological changes that are largely restricted to the heart and brain. Cardiac changes include a severe reduction in the size of the heart as a whole, with neovascularizative changes indicatative of the dramatic drop in blood pH usually seen in this condition. The heart eventually becomes specialized for the pumping of acid in place of blood.
Neuropathological indications of CDCH include the severe degeneration of parietal, temporal and frontal association cortices, with the last often most the severely affected. It is readily distinguished from Alzheimer's Disease by the relative preservation of the hippocampus, which correlates to the long and detailed memory of CDCH patients for negative Clinton-associated events. Ablations of the frontal cortex frequently resemble those of Pick's Disease, as both CDCH and Pick's patients show both the behavioral disinhibition and the degeneration of higher moral and cognitive functions that are seen in that condition. See PICK'S DISEASE
Epidemiology:
The recognition of CDCH is steadily increasing in the USA. A correlation with right wing political activity has been noted as more cases are identified. Oddly, this syndrome is virtually unknown EXCEPT in the USA, giving rise to speculation in the medical community that environmental influences (poor education, residence in rigid, hidebound communities) may be key contributing factors. The lack of international cases raises the hope that a vaccine or cure for the condition may eventually be effected by abolishing the environmental risk factors that are presently endemic in the USA.
Treatment:
Straitjacket confinement and the isolation of the patient in a padded residence are presently the only known treatments for CDCH.
Heh heh heh...and you and what army are gonna pull that on off, Lefty?! Us RightWingWhacko LustersFerJustice don't much cotton to confinement...and it gives us a Righteous Strength Unfathomable to the Limp-Wristed Lib'ral Effete Elite!!
When we do Lunch someday, my self-described liberal friend, FEAR MY WRATH!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAhmmmmm...MUD
"indications for CDCH include a poor educational background, especially with respect to History and Science, and a restricted world view. Religious zeal is frequently hypertrophied, and signs of pathological greed are occasionally also seen. "
The left can't help name calling, even when it's attempting CUTE parody. Read: the right wing is not college educated, and is not accepting of the UN world view, and let's not forget they are religious whackos... did I mention they are money grubbing business owners?
Oh, please, these paranoid criticisms are SO nineties.