Rumsfeld: "Just remember, the press corp has an IQ this big, so don't overdo it."
Rumsfeld: "I'm sure all of you in the press are familiar with my top secret vial of invisibility potion--"
Helen Thomas: "I can't see it."
Rumsfeld: "That's because IT'S INVISIBLE! For pete's sake, wake up and start using logic. Why do I waste my time with you people."
Claire Shipman: "I see it."
Rumsfeld: "Good. That's more like it. Now, with my invisibility potion..."