[DJ88]

Rumsfeld: "Just remember, the press corp has an IQ this big, so don't overdo it."

[Cinnamon Girl]

Rumsfeld: "I'm sure all of you in the press are familiar with my top secret vial of invisibility potion--"

Helen Thomas: "I can't see it."

Rumsfeld: "That's because IT'S INVISIBLE! For pete's sake, wake up and start using logic. Why do I waste my time with you people."

Claire Shipman: "I see it."

Rumsfeld: "Good. That's more like it. Now, with my invisibility potion..."

[poet]

Hey girls, don't ever make this gesture to a guy.