[Eva]

I think that my great-grandfather's name, Uriah Wesley, is worse than Ulrich. It's so bad that no one knew it was his name until they saw it on the funeral announcement, (as listed in the family Bible). He never told any one.

[Xenalyte]

I see your Uriah Wesley, and I raise you my aunt Albertina Alaska. Her sister was named Rosebud. Honest to God.