[SFConservative]

One of Jay Leno's headlines once was an ad for a proctologist.

Sure the name wasn't Seymour Butts?

[Quix]

What was the old Murray Banks joke. . . something like . . . A psychiatrist and a proctologist decided to go into business together. . . so they wanted to make up a sign. . . NUTS AND BUTTS. . . . no that wasn't dignified enough . . . . REARS AND QUEERS . . . . no, that wouldn't do . . . so they settled on ODDS AND ENDS.