Vanity: Worst Baby Names

11/26/01

[2ndMostConservativeBrdMember]

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[Southflanknorthpawsis]

How about starting FreeDrivel.com, for all the lonely souls out there?

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[Big Dan]

In an unabashed debt to the "Addams Family Values" movie....

"Pubert"

[Denver Ditdat]

bump

[Xenalyte]

There was indeed an Ima Hogg - she was a Houston-area socialite and charity benefactress - but the existence of Eura has been disproven.

Still, "Ima Hogg" is a great name.

[Xenalyte]

I see your Uriah Wesley, and I raise you my aunt Albertina Alaska. Her sister was named Rosebud. Honest to God.

[krb]

if we started suggesting names like Shaneequa (sp?)

With names like Shaneequa, "sp?" doesn't matter.

[Eddeche]

the worst possible names for babies

Cheese, Moose.

I do like the sound of 'Magilla Terwilliger'.

[Phantom Lord]

I love it! Just emailed it to my wife.

[Denver Ditdat]

The worst name of an individual I knew personally - Aarley Odle, a high school classmate.

Being the kind, compassionate souls teenagers tend to be, we pronounced his first name with a gutteral, pirate-like "ARRRrrrrrrrrr".

[Eddeche]

I love it! Just emailed it to my wife.

Cool !

Mr. Peebles would be proud ;-)

[pankot]

Tiffany, Muffy, Buffy. Fauntleroy, Clinton, and Uranus.

[Outlaw76]

You should be carefull about putting Clinton and Uranus so close together....

[Carolinamom]

Horace or Hortense?

[SgtSki]

Helmut Stahlhelm & Tyrone Calzone come to mind. How about Bolec Poopeck?

[Chemnitz]

Ura Scholar. I checked on the Internet and found many sites agreeing with you about Ima Hogg but arguing against Ura, Eura, and Hesa. I remember reading that there were two daughters, so that shows how long a bad piece of information can lie dormant in a brain. Call me Morolytus, destroyed by fools.

[Eva]

Uriah Wesley's brother's name was Delbert, and Delbert's son was Orlin.

[Xenalyte]

Oh, my goodness. That's almost too much to bear!