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To: kattracks
Taliban Soldier: 'Tis but a scratch.

UA Soldier: A scratch? Your arm's off!

Taliban Soldier: No, it isn't.

UA Soldier: Well, what's that then?

Taliban Soldier: I've had worse.

UA Soldier: You liar!

Taliban Soldier: Come on you pansy!

[hah][parry thrust] [UA Soldier chops the Taliban Soldier's right arm off]

UA Soldier: Victory is mine! [kneeling] We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc-

[Taliban Soldier kicks UA Soldier in the head while he is praying]

Taliban Soldier: Come on then.

UA Soldier: What?

Taliban Soldier: Have at you!

UA Soldier: You are indeed brave, Taliban Soldier, but the fight is mine.

Taliban Soldier: Oh, had enough, eh?

UA Soldier: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.

Taliban Soldier: Yes I have.

UA Soldier: Look!

Taliban Soldier: Just a flesh wound.

[Headbutts UA Soldier in the chest]

UA Soldier: Look, stop that.

Taliban Soldier: Chicken! Chicken!

UA Soldier: Look, I'll have your leg. Right! [whop]

Taliban Soldier: Right, I'll do you for that!

UA Soldier: You'll what?

Taliban Soldier: Come 'ere!

UA Soldier: What are you going to do, bleed on me?

Taliban Soldier: I'm invincible!

UA Soldier: You're a loony.

Taliban Soldier: The Taliban always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then.

[whop] [UA Soldier chops the Taliban Soldier's other leg off]

Taliban Soldier: All right; we'll call it a draw.

UA Soldier: Come on, let's get out of here.

Taliban Soldier: Oh, oh, I see, running away, 'eh? ... You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you.... I'll bite your legs off!

10 posted on 11/26/2001 4:26:37 AM PST by jerod
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To: jerod
I do believe there is much truth to your story.
11 posted on 11/26/2001 4:51:50 AM PST by wita
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To: jerod
One of my favorite movie scenes of all time..
13 posted on 11/26/2001 4:56:33 AM PST by KSCITYBOY
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To: jerod
With apologies to Monty Python, of course.
20 posted on 11/26/2001 6:39:39 AM PST by bribriagain
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