Oh, well...guess I'll be seeing some of you around the campfire at the ol' Federal Holding Tank's special Saturday night mixers.
May I reserve a dance, preferably a waltz? I can dance, as well as think, backwards too. I've never been too fond of "pushing" my dancing partner around a dance floor. I prefer they follow where I'm leading, and then I'll turn around once a clear spot is open.
If they've got a really big dance floor, or few couples on the floor, it doesn't matter. Do you like to spin while dancing? I wouldn't want you to get all dizzy or ill as has happened to me before, much to my later embarrassment.
The Tyson Victory Chicken Stew just wouldn't settle well with that kind of activity.