Great, great stuff, PJ. You've outdone yourself this time!
I wonder how long it will be before the tabloids reveal that Chelsea was nowhere near the Twin Towers on 9-11. BTW, read her Talk Magazine article. In it she claims to have no real memory of where she went downtown or what buildings she saw. She claims that OTHERS told her that she must have been within 12 blocks of the WTC. Then later, when she met her two friends BACK at the apartment and they went UPTOWN, suddenly Chelsea has a clear memory of what she was doing. How VERY convenient.
Oh, and if you cast aspersions on the veracity of the Chelsea version that I typed up, it is no less credible than the Talk Magazine version or the ORIGINAL jogging to Battery Park and drinking coffee in Starbucks version.