[Silly]

We Three Kings = We N Members of the Ruling Class, N Being Any Whole Number Greater Than Zero

I Saw Three Ships = I Feel That I Saw Some Number of Watercraft, But Who Am I To Say

God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen = Whoever or Whatever You Choose To Believe -- or Not Believe -- Rest Ye Straight, Gay, Lesian, Bi and Trans-gendered, Queer Beings

[fod]

in keeping with true 1984 character and ingsoc, or amcos as you will, all christmas carols can be summed up thusly:

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