What on God's green earth is a GLUE STICK going to do? Are you going to take the glue gun with you? Plug it in and wait 5 minutes for it to get hot? Plug it in where? And then slowly apply it to the terrorist somehow?
Although to be fair, I have heard of someone who was so proud of his caulking gun that he added a telescope sight to it.
Now he can take down deer from 100 yards away.
Of course, you can't eat them after that, cuz, well, they've got caulk all over them.