[Snowy]

I'll go one better. I'll personally kick in $1,000 to the 1 million dollar prize offered by James Randi to "anyone who can show, under proper observing conditions, evidence of any paranormal, supernatural, or occult power or event."

Well, why hasn't anyone won the prize yet? I am told that spells and such are real, so why has no one come forward. Wait, I'm sorry. Silly question. They make their money by flicking their wands. That's why no one ever sees witches and stuff. They don't need to be out in the workplace with us "Muggles".