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lit·er·ar·y (lt-rr) adj.
1) Of, relating to, or dealing with literature:
literary criticism.
2) Of or relating to writers or the profession of
literature: literary circles.
3) Versed in or fond of literature or learning.

Okay, okay, I must have missed JimRobs directive that sarcasm, irony, pathos and self-depricating humor were no longer acceptable here on FR. I hereby stipulate for the record that I knew the meaning of literary and have even been known to pore over the occasional tome.

Henceforth I shall employ humor, to quote the Raven, "Nevermore".

If you buy that one, I have some choice oceanfront property in Wyoming for sale.