[PatrickHenry]

What happened to the good old days, when all you needed to do was moon the crowd? This guy is a tough act to follow.

[codebreaker]

I think this was supposed to put fear into the Christmas shopping season.

These terrorists have never seen my wife with credit card at the Target store a couple of days before December 25.

General Patton himself couldn't stop her from charging the whole store to our account.