To: ghostrider; LadyX; Billie; ofMagog; COB1; Scuttlebutt; parsifal; Fred Mertz; Snow Bunny
I understand why Damnyankees want to stay up North, nothing but rattlesnakes, skunks, coyotes,rednecks, mesquite and pump jacks out west. Nothing they would want to associate with or live near.
To: razorback-bert; LadyX
This guy should try to drive down Highway 281 South going to McAllen, TX, and points south at this time of year.
It's a constant stream of camper trailers with northern license plates.
If we didn't have so many snow birds coming south, we wouldn't need all the trailer parks.
But then deep South Texas is the only part of Texas that Gore carried, so the snow birds feel right at home with their fellow liberals.
90 posted on
11/23/2001 7:16:09 AM PST by
COB1
To: razorback-bert; LadyX; Billie; COB1; Scuttlebutt; FallGuy; Fred Mertz; Snow Bunny; michigander...
I understand why Damnyankees want to stay up North, nothing but rattlesnakes, skunks, coyotes,rednecks, mesquite and pump jacks out west. Nothing they would want to associate with or live near. It is much worse out here in this frozen wasteland of Telluride. We have armed, drunken militia at every intersection. The "intersections" are merely narrow gravel roads that go off into the wilds where vicious elk and buffalo suffering madcow disease attack anyone. Enraged squirrels drop out of trees unexpectedly and go for the face. I won't even mention the drooling rabid naugas that lurk at every turn. Landslides, blizzards, and insane conservative lynch mobs hiding in the few trees with machetes and machineguns are common. Obviously, no Yankee would want to move here, but if any want to visit, I'll put "Deliverance" in the VCR and serve up some fava beans and a nice chianti... Don't mind the one eared, angry looking cat. PhishBait loves strangers.
113 posted on
11/23/2001 7:30:47 AM PST by
ofMagog
To: razorback-bert
I understand why Damnyankees want to stay up North, nothing but rattlesnakes, skunks, coyotes,rednecks, mesquite and pump jacks out west. Nothing they would want to associate with or live near. No Yankees. We got somethin' worse.
Californians!
To: razorback-bert
By all means, people should be aware that where I live in Oregon, there are black bears, coyotes, cougars and bobcats.
And gas is $1.30+ a gallon.
Nothing to see here...move along.
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