A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender for some drinks: Brunette: Ill have a B and C. Bartender: What is a B and C? Brunette: Bourbon and Coke. Redhead: And, Ill have a G and T. Bartender: Whats a G and T? Redhead: Gin and tonic. Blonde: Ill have a 15. Bartender: Whats a 15? Blonde: 7 and 7
Salesman Riley carefully explained how everything worked; how to plug it in, set the timer, go back to bed, and upon rising, the coffee is ready."
A few weeks later Elly was back in the store and Riley asked her how she liked the coffee maker.
"Wonderful!" she replied, "However, there's one thing I don't understand. Why do I have to go to bed every time I want to make a pot of coffee?"