Well, he's right, ya know!
I wasted 18 g*ddamned years milking cows and taking "vacations" helping my uncle round up cattle off'n g'vment leases - yellow jackets! rattle snakes! bumps & bruises - vacation??? bullshiT!
One day I got off the pharm. I went into one of them new-phangled super markets. . . .WOW! . . . Shelves & shelves of milk - beef, pork, eggs up the ol' wazoo! "They shore as hell don't need me tied down seven days a week doin' what I'm doin'", I thought to myself!
Today my call is, "Save the' pharmers! Phederalize pharmers! Phree th' pharmers!!!"
Sorry, Phil; the last thing 'Phederalizing' the 'Pharmers' will do is allow them 'Phreedom'!
That's purdy phrickin amazin!!! I have encountered quite a phew other dudes with yer re-shaped attitudes.
Rememmer, "crime does not pay?" Or, how 'bout "he that don't work, don't git ta eat?" Wassup wid alla these platitudes for alla yew phormer pharmin dudes?