So then one day she asks you, "Do these pants make me look fat?"
And you bite your tongue and tremble, "Oh my God... She asked me that?!"
Because no matter how you answer, you'll have to post the bail,
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
There was this man
whose name was Saber
he worked in an office
doing clerical labor
Now Saber really liked clothes,
and he dressed very well.
The women always told him,
he looked real swell.
He kept his clothes pressed,
and clean, he always looked perk.
In spite of the fact, he only owned
2 suits 3 ties and a shirt.
One day he was looking thru the files,
when his tie got caught.
Ripping it in half, 2 inches
from the knott.
The next day while he was typing,
again his tie got caught.
and this one too was ruined,
on it was a big ink spot.
Well, the following day, the fax machine
grabbed his tie, around his throat.
Words that came out of his mouth
I'm sure not going to quote.
Now as you know, Harry
only had 3 ties.
So after that, he had no more
and everyone thought that was wise.
On Fathers day, his daughter
bought him a new one.
He wore it to work, he didn't care
when his peers, at him poked fun.