[vikingchick]

And things are even worse for men, since Rudyard Kipling wrote,
For the female of the species now has got the right to vote.

Ah, a wise guy. Well, I'm starting a list, and you're at the top of it....Mister Man! :)

[Sabertooth]

When paying cash for groceries, standing in the express line,
A man will rarely hesitate to plainly speak his mind,
Except behind the woman with a hundred dollar sale,
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

[Sabertooth]

Women have the gifts of looking sweet and smelling nice,
But try and leave the lid up and they'll quickly turn to ice.
Although we're made of snakes and snails and little puppy tails,
It's the female of the species that's more deadly than the male.