[Leisler]

If you are rich, you are eccentric. If not, you're crazy.

[null and void]

If you are rich, you are eccentric. If not, you're crazy.

I'm crazy, working on being eccentric...

[wimpycat]

If you are rich, you are eccentric. If not, you're crazy.

If you have a family member not rich enough to be eccentric, but you don't want to admit to having crazy relatives, you refer to them as "peculiar". I have a couple of peculiar cousins.

[mrustow]

If you are rich, you are eccentric. If not, you're crazy.

Aw, spit! You beat me to it!

[Constitution Day]

"If you are rich, you are eccentric. If not, you're crazy."

Absolutely true!