Are you eccentric?

— ^ | 11/21/01 | Xenalyte

[The Bat Lady]

I play with bats so I guess that is why people think I'm weird.

You have to be rich to be eccentric, otherwise you are just weird.

I'm as right wing as the founding fathers. And now that is concidered bad?

[brooklin]

ping

[Norb2569]

Q. Do you go to work dressed like this?

[Tumbleweed_Connection]

Instead of enforcing the current, they create more. Eventually there will be so many laws pwemission will be required to swallow.

[Gumlegs]

A good friend of mine got very upset when someone at his job called him weird. He asked me if I thought he was weird. I said, "Of course you are. It's what makes you interesting."

I meant it. Of course, they don't get much stranger than I am.

[Roebucks]

Will not walk around my house with shoes on that have been worn on the street

And be extra careful of doormats. Walk around them to the right side only.

If you step over them or jump to miss them, you could become involuntarily airborne, crash and die.

If you step on them, karma will step on you. If you step around them to the left, you will become a miserable socialist. Why do you really think we have so many in this country?

Now, if there is no room to the right, gently lift the mat and move it leftward only as far as needed. That will get you in the door.

If anyone stops you and is curious, just tell them you are aligning the convergence zone of the astral planets.

Last but certainly not least, if you run into a mat that says "Go Away", step on it and go right in. ;)

[tubebender]

I may be crazy...BUT DON'T CALL ME ECCENTRIC!

[PoorMuttly]

I am as normal as you are.

[Tony in Hawaii]

I like to keep my idiots synchronized.

[glock rocks]

Are you eccentric?

you questioning me?

a mensa black-belt sharp-shooter engineer truck-driving-redneck
God-fearin farm-raised extrovert died-in-the-wool earnhardt fan?

gimmie a minute, gotta consult my wife's dog, beau.

[Sabertooth]

Like a boxcar full of camshafts, buddy!

I wonder how many will get that, while perusing this thread from the daily grind?

Guess it depends on which lobe they're used to thinking with.

[vikingchick]

Ha ha!

[Sabertooth]

Compared to Howard Hughes, I am completely normal. :)

Uh, sure.

"btt"

[tacticalogic]

I wonder how many will get that, while perusing this thread from the daily grind?

Sometimes half the fun of posting is waiting to see who gets it.

[Mercuria]

Why did you call me here?

[glock rocks]

Guess it depends on which lobe they're used to thinking with.

oop. missed one...

small-block vette drivin

you wanna hear eccentric? it's a flowmaster thing.

[Petronski]

Are you eccentric?

Those files are sealed.

[Revolting cat!]

As Joan Rivers says, can we talk? I'm serious now for a minute, OK?! We all have our little idiosyncracies and I'm no exception. You've got your troubles, I've got mine, as the song wisely advises. There is no sense discussing my particular idiosyncracies, as some may find them disgusting or whatever. But these quirks are, I hope, minor and inconsequential, and I suspect I would be considered close to normal after a thorough examination by a competent licensed medical professional.

So I'm really speaking for somebody else, who, incidentally has not authorized me to speak for him. But he needs help. You see his quirks are driving me up the wall, and if something isn't done real soon, they'll drive others up their walls too. Does anyone have suggestions? Oh yes, I'm speaking of my constant companion and faithful mate, my one and only invisible friend.

[lds23]

Elliptical, yes. Eccentric, no.

[glock rocks]

i suppose that's a rhetorical question?