[k2blader]

Now it's 4 times in 3 consecutive days. Thanks! :)~

[babble-on]

It is such an unblievably rude question that it is amazing people for some reason think its appopriate as small talk. Even "are you seeing anyone?" is incredibly rude, unless it is preceded or followed by an invitation to a nice dinner. Nevertheless, only humor can serve to deflect the question. If a woman asks you maybe you say, "Why should I, your husband is giving me all I need and more, materially spiritually and physically." If its a man, flirt with him for ten seconds which will get him all flustered and then turn around and walk away.

[AmishDude]

So when are you getting married?

• "Is that a proposal? If so, I accept."
• "As soon as I find someone as great as me."
• "The state won't let me marry both of them at the same time."
• "As soon as you learn some tact."
• "When he!! gets an NHL franchise."
• "I don't need to, I just flush a couple of hundred dollars down the toilet every week."
• "As soon as there's a `C' battery shortage." (You did say you were a chick, right?)
• "I prefer to wait until AFTER I'm knocked up." (I'm going on the assumption you are a chick anyway.)
• "I have to wait until his 18th birthday."
• "Whenever he signs that life insurance policy."
• "As soon as he divorces Laura."

And, of course:

• "Whenever I learn his name."

That's just off the top of my head. If you want more, I can think about it.