[Xenalyte]

Utter and shameless vanity - but I figure we could all use the laughs we're undoubtedly gonna get from this one!

[lady lawyer]

Hillary's Lovely Legs

[Heartlander]

The Alcoholic Father of My Inner Child

[SAMWolf]

Noxious Barking Spiders

[fod]

The Throbbing Members

[Hegewisch Dupa]

Xenalyte, I am always honored to help you out anyway I can.

Try here:

[Gothmog]

From another thread -- Cementhead -- thanks to NYPeanuts, I think.

[fod]

Foriegn Object Damage

;-)

[Slyfox]

Hillary's Fat Ass

[Heyworth]

The Empty Set. And on the drum kit, there'd just be a pair of brackets.

[Defiant]

Well, let's see. Anthrax, B-52s and Dead Kennedys are already taken. How about--

Mullah Kabulla Omar's Right Eye Minefield Dancers The Grateful Clinton Dead The BATF People Toasters Martyr Me Please Gimme Virgins Kabba Babba Wawa<> Living in Caves The Beatme's

That's all for now.

[SAMWolf]

Wow! A new one just popped up,

Monstrous Nude Insect!

[irgbar-man]

Vertical Mutton

[lugsoul]

Imitation Crabmeat

[Bill Rice]

Here's a few:

Barking Spider
The Slippery Slopes
The Quagmires
The Nocturnal Emissions

How about some Country and Western song titles?

If I'd a shot you when I wanted to, I'd be out by now
I hate every bone in your body but mine
I keep missing you, but my aim's gettin better

[mo'shea]

The Middle Digits

[doug from upland]

Tali-Banned

[Exeter]

Legionaire's Disease-technically this doesn't count since it was the actual name of a local New Orleans punk-rock band back in the 80's, they were so incredibly bad that they lived up (down?) to their moniker...

[Roger the Shrubber]

The Sink Emperors

[Brookhaven]

The Ferocious Waterbugs

[fporretto]

Giant Weeping Sores
Painful Rectal Itch
2000 Flushes
Tooth Brush Heads
and a personal favorite for a very mild punk-rock band that always wears jackets and ties...

The Least Mean Squares.

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