[ArGee]

"Our theory is that the bird was airborne and clocked him in the head," said David Bamdas, an owner of the dealership.

I suppose all the Bushies out there are going to ignore this obvious NTSB COVERUP of the truth. There's nothing in this article about how the duck's body was found closer to the scene of the accident than several feathers. Why would the duck hit the water first? And there's no sign of any of the man's hair on the duck's body. Everyone knows that when you plow into a duck at 55 mph some of your hairs are going to get stuck in its feathers. And weren't there several witnesses who saw an explosion on the right side of the duck before the alleged impact? Naturally, the FBI has the only videotape of the scene and they aren't releasing it. You all know why. Maybe they were afraid that we'd see Janet Reno and John Ashcroft having a secret meeting with Henry Kissinger and Jimmy Carter in a boat nearby, hmmmm?

Just one more "accident" that we will never know the full story on.

Shalom.

[ArGee]

bump

[Ben Hecks]

Where's Rivero when you really need him?

[Tennessee_Bob]

Oh, geeze, you and your conspiracy theories. This was obviously a catastrophic duck failure...the scattered feathers are absolute evidence of a ruptured duck that went out of control.

[butter pecan fan]

I suppose all the Bushies out there are going to ignore this obvious NTSB COVERUP of the truth.

No, I'm afraid this unfortunate incident has a far far simpler explanation:

Resnick, 31, of Hollywood, drowned after suffering a blow to his head, the Broward County medical examiner's office said.

[peteram]

I heard someone saw a missle-like object ascend from the opposite shore of the lake and hit the duck.
"There was this streak, then a bright flash of light, then a big cloud of feathers!" one witness said.

[Rokke]

Beautiful.

[ChemistCat]

You guys are slow today.


Proud Member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy

All your ducks....

[katze]

Nay, nay. If it walked like a duck, quacked like a duck, it had to be a duck. There is no room for a cover up, not even a "down" cover up. Groooaannn.