[TrappedInLiberalHell]

Next they'll hire Uri Geller to teach them how to turn spoons into knives on airplanes.

Al Qaeda: The Gang who Couldn't Shoot Straight

[eastsider]

Next they'll hire Uri Geller to teach them how to turn spoons into knives on airplanes.

And put paper bags over their heads as they pass security to make them invisible.

[cynicalman]

Al Qaeda: The Gang who Couldn't Shoot Straight

Don't underestimate your emeny. The planes appeared to hit the WTC and Pentagon right on target.